dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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