fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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