Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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