I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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