out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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