Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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