There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I would ride that face into the sunset
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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