super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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