he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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