But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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