The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I supernannyed him into submission
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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