Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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