My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
