i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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