He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
So much rum. So many feels.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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