Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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