meet me or not, i'm out of control
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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