Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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