cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
