I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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