Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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