In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
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