gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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