Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Randomize
