And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
