I cockslap morals
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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