hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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