sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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