normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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