I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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