Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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