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Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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