Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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