I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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