party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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