dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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