i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I have aggressive nipples.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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