It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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