im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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