Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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