This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Bring me that man meat
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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