Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm both gender and math confused
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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