you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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