he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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