I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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