butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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