OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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