GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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