Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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