ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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